Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Nom nom nominations

List of people who'd make an ideal running mate for Donald Trump:
  • An ovarian tumor (who hates women even more than Trump does).
  • The guy who posted the comment on Fox News' web site calling Malia Obama the N word.
  • Ronald Reagan's brain being kept alive (or at least as alive as it ever was) inside a jar.
  • The Juggalos. All of them.
  • Caesar's noble horse Incitatus.
I wonder now if the Republicans will back off and let the current President fill the vacancy on the Supreme Court. Because now they're going to get an appointment either by Hillary Clinton (who will have even less incentive to play ball with them than Barack Obama has) or Trump. Whom might he name? Judge Judy? Jesse "The Body" Ventura?

The possibilities are endless.