Tuesday, May 3, 2016
List of people who'd make an ideal running mate for Donald Trump:
- An ovarian tumor (who hates women even more than Trump does).
- The guy who posted the comment on Fox News' web site calling Malia Obama the N word.
- Ronald Reagan's brain being kept alive (or at least as alive as it ever was) inside a jar.
- The Juggalos. All of them.
- Caesar's noble horse Incitatus.