Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Great Moments in Theology 5

Judging by the art on this billboard, what else might Christ be up to on your behalf?

  1. He smelled a bad smell for your sins
  2. He took an algebra test for your sins
  3. He ate a day old pizza with anchovies for your sins
  4. He smoked a doob for your sins
  5. He filed an amended return for your sins
  6. He stood in line at the DMV for your sins
  7. He watched three Bruce Willis movies back to back for your sins
Seriously, was this ad really created by the Roman Catholic Church? C’mon, guys! You have the world’s single most awesome art collection – including at least two or three pictures of Jesus – and this is the best you can do?